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The Elemental Wheel The Elemental Wheel

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

What the heck is this crap? Trolls, dragons, elves, and dwarves don't even exist, and half of this doesn't even make sense. I'm sorry, but the world is not made of this. We could live without fire, which in fact is actually superheated gas (like Oxygen, Nitrogen, ect. which ARE elements) and ash, not an element. I can't tell if you're trolling, an idiot, or just 7 years old. The Periodic Table is what makes up the world, and you obviously either dropped out, wasn't paying attention, or just refused to believe school. Because the Periodic Table has been SCIENTIFICALLY PROVED a thousand times over. The only reason I gave this 1/2 a star is because this could be a nice reference for a tower defense game. that's about it. The graphics and audio aren't even good, and the interactivity is very low. Please, for the love of god, go back to school.



Colormixer 1.0 Colormixer 1.0

Rated 4 / 5 stars

@TenderBrown

TenderBrown, you are retarded. RGB has a G, not a Y. The primary colors are red green and blue all right (yellow, along with cyan and magenta, are secondaries.) Educate yourself before making remarks like that.

Anyway, I love the concept of the game, and the art. I do think you could've bothered to use better English, and the ads kinda pissed me off. Also, the menues are upside-down. :P


JernoBill responds:

Yes I have to improve my english, it's a long time since I have learned it :(
Thank you for the fact with the RGB, somebody always want to know it better... :P

The menu are upside down, but it is intentionally. The first menu entry is always red, and I wanted "Hard" and "Memory" to be red because they are the most difficult.

Thank you for your review! ;)


Phage Wars 2 Phage Wars 2

Rated 3 / 5 stars

WAY TOO HARD

It's an original idea, but it's way too hard. I could beat the first level, and that's it. Have some sort of hint feature at least. ASDERT6, that didn't help at all for the 2nd level. Grr.



Ask The Clocks Ask The Clocks

Rated 5 / 5 stars

LOL + Clocks + Questions = 10!

I love it. I asked Strawberry-
ME: Are you ****ing gay?
SBC: What's the oppisite of no?
ME: Do you hate SMG2 (Super Mario Galaxy 2)?
SBC: Three leters: N.O.
ME: Say anything and you will not be King of the Portal and Banana Lock will be.
SBC: Give me a brick, I mean break!


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PyroGreg responds:

^.^ glad you liked it


Poise Poise

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Nice, but not earth-shattering.

This is a good game. It's a decent way to spend your time, but this isn't the "FRONT-PAGE OMGOMG NG TANK AWARDS LOLOL OMG!!!! YAAAYYY!" kinda game. But it's not crap.
Pros:
Simple
Easy to understund
Easter Egg
Cons:
Gets Boring
Not the best Graphics
Too Hard
Out of curiosity, by the way, what does the power-up with the circular arrows do other than make your paddle yellow?

SPOILER!!!!!!
Easter Egg:
Die with the hourglass power-up in effect.
*End spoilers*



2D Physics Tutorial 2D Physics Tutorial

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Wait, what did you just say?

Good but next time, LESS MATH AND PHYSICS AND MORE HELP, please.



Escaping the Prison Escaping the Prison

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

It doesn't load.

It loads fine the first 7/8 or so but then it stops. It must have to do with the medals, because it works fine on other sites. AND DON'T SAY KEEP WQAITING CUZ I'VE WAITED AN HOUR AND IT DIDN'T LOAD. And my computer is super fast. Also I have tried it on different computers, on none of them it works. This is a good game, though, and would've gotten a 9 if it wasn't for that.


PuffballsUnited responds:

I dunno what to tell you. Honestly I'm not much of a flash programmer. Try it on a different browser (Not computer, but what you use to run the internet)?


Dart 3D Dart 3D

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Hmmmm.....

I'm a little confused on what to rate this, because it's a good game but it's also boring. Another thing is when you're close to a ship bullets do nothing to it. Not as good of a game as I expected, but it's not crap.


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Frantic_2 Frantic_2

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Holy Fricking Crud

This is ROXORZ. The only reason I gave it a 9 instead of a 10 is because it gets boring after a while and it's pretty much the same thing over and over again. Buuut I guess that's how retro shooters are.


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